Look out for Flying Gerbils

by Znethru @ 27 Jan. 2006 - 13.50:46

I spend a lot of money on advertising during the course of a year and I am seriously concerned by the lack of results I get. If I have a gerbil for sale (for example) and I word my advert as follows: 'Gerbil, (1) sale (4) going 'cheep' must be in the jeans (genes) yours for fifty Ozzie Dollars', I expect my phone to start ringing immediately and not to stop ringing at all for the whole 7 days my advert is placed in the Cricklestone Chronicle. Maybe I'm just a born optimist? In any case, I blow hundreds (if not thousands) on my adverts and rarely if ever do I see a return on my money.

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