1. Conduct a famous Orchestra.
2. Be on one of those pretentious art-type programmes on TV.
3. Meet up with my old school-chum Damon Hill, again.
4. Get a job as a University Professor.
5. Become an A-list celebrity so that I can go head-to-head with Stephen Fry on Countdown.
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Stephen fry's a numpty, you'd beat him no problem