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Computer-Speak made easy.

by Znethru @ 31 Mar. 2008 - 23.22:32

This easy-to-understand guide is aimed at all of those poor deluded souls who haven't yet discovered the joys of PCs and the Internet.

Java = Tea
Google = A very big number
Yahoo = What you have to shout at teenagers/students in the morning.
TuCows = Milk-enabling faclitators
Wikipedia = A kind of evil encyclopedia
eBay = Tourist resort in Cornwall
Amazon = South American Rainforest
AIM = What you do before firing
Firewall = Theatre Curtain
email = two back from gmail
Blog = anonymous surname

OK add a few of your own below...

Rooks team up to solve problems

by Znethru @ 31 Mar. 2008 - 11.05:02

Pairs of rooks can co-operate to solve problems, scientists report.

An experiment revealed that the rooks would team up so they could reach a tray of food that was inaccessible to lone birds.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7322113.stm

Jazz Pizza

by Znethru @ 30 Mar. 2008 - 12.18:01

I was at the Jazz Pizza Express last night which scored a 10 out of 10 Dean Street as an event.

Amazing ensemble playing, sadly, I can't research all of the names quickly today.

The ensemble was led by Julian Marc Stringle on Clarinet (occasionally playing Saxophones on some of the tracks). The rest of the line up was a keyboardist/jazz composer, playing grand piano as well as 2 or 3 electronic keyboards, a guitarist/jazz composer, bass guitarist, drummer, mainly playing drumkit.

Both of the jazz composers had tracks performed during the course of the evening. Quite a wide range of styles were covered with chances for impressive solos by just about everyone at some point.

http://www.julianmarcstringle.com/2000/gigs/gigs.pl

Leaning Question

by Znethru @ 29 Mar. 2008 - 19.13:52

Leaning Tower of Ray

I am not the only person in my family who likes to take amusing photographs.

All you need to know about Cricket for Canadians.

by Znethru @ 29 Mar. 2008 - 18.50:52

Kelly & all Canadians. Just memorise the following sentence if the subject of cricket ever comes up during your visit to England and all of your friends will think you have a terrific s.o.h.

"The bowler's Holding; the batsman's Willie."

Hey, Alec

by Znethru @ 29 Mar. 2008 - 13.00:05

Did you have an acoustic shave this morning?

Could Gordon Brown find his way out of a paper bag?

by Znethru @ 28 Mar. 2008 - 01.21:44

Downing Street has insisted Gordon Brown was just "doing what he was told" after apparently getting lost at the state banquet for Nicolas Sarkozy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7316401.stm

Zee is back in town!

by Znethru @ 24 Mar. 2008 - 01.55:57

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich, cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm one tough Gazookus, which hates all Palookas.
Wot ain't on the up and square.
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em and always out roughs 'em
and none of 'em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my "Fisk", It's "Boff" an' it's "Wham" un'erstan'?
So keep "Good Be-hav-or", That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.

He's Popeye the Sailor Man, He's Popeye the Sailor Man.
He's strong to the finich, cause he eats his spinach.
He's Popeye the Sailor Man.

High-level politicos are full of carp - definitive proof

by Znethru @ 20 Mar. 2008 - 23.47:24

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7306622.stm

From your Spanish correspondent!

by Znethru @ 19 Mar. 2008 - 22.34:48

A wise man once said "wherever you go, that´s where you are!" I think he was referring to escapism where people try to travel around a lot in the hope of finding greener grass.

Well, as most of you will know by now, I am writing from Spain and yes, I am getting a different perspective on life from the European continent.

I have already made a few resolutions for when I return to Blighty!

After the concert, we dined at Casa Juliet, Alcoy

by Znethru @ 19 Mar. 2008 - 12.48:30

Now, I´m sure Kelly will be pleased to read about the little eating house we went to after the event!

Included in the fee for the concert was a slap-up meal for the ensemble plus whichever guests they fancied dragging along!

The concert was sponsored by a bank! So, we had no hesitation in taking a party of ten to this amazing tapas-style restaurant.

Course after course kept on coming - maybe around 16 or 18 courses in all! Fish, meat, prawns, octopus, salad, soups, bread with garlic, cheese, potato, peppers, on and on they came!

This is a meal I will recall for years!

Superb red wine was also served with beer, water, orange juice etc.

The desserts were pretty amazing as well. Raspberry mousse and chocolate cake with sweets, chocolates and jellies.

This was not one for the diet, I can assure you!

"Hey Gringo!"

by Znethru @ 18 Mar. 2008 - 16.26:23

This is how I was greeted by a local possibly slightly the worse for wear alcoholically-speaking personage who insisted on shaking my hand as we stopped off for a cup of tea on the way from Pamplona to Valencia today!

David said to me - "You´re not that famous yet, Jonathan! I think he´s drunk!"

Bear convicted for theft of honey

by Znethru @ 15 Mar. 2008 - 11.54:24

The taste of honey was just too tempting for a bear in Macedonia, which repeatedly raided a beekeeper's hives.
Now it has a criminal record after a court found it guilty of theft and criminal damage.

But there was an empty dock in the court in the city of Bitola and no handcuffed bear, which was convicted in its absence.

The case was brought by the exasperated beekeeper after a year of trying vainly to protect his beehives.

For a while, he kept the animal away by buying a generator, lighting up the area, and playing thumping Serbian turbo-folk music.

But when the generator ran out of power and the music fell silent, the bear was back and the honey was gone once more.

"It attacked the beehives again," said beekeeper Zoran Kiseloski.

Because the animal had no owner and belonged to a protected species, the court ordered the state to pay for the damage to the hives - around $3,500 (£1,750; 2,238 euros).

The bear, meanwhile, remains at large - somewhere in Macedonia.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7295559.stm

CJ poem meme thingie

by Znethru @ 13 Mar. 2008 - 01.38:12

A few months back, CJ tried to construct a poem using blog-posting titles. I am having a go at this tonight using the last 100 blog-postings of my BCUK friends.

Still very windy outside this morning
Boo!
A curse for our time
So
Today is a good day for
Rubbing it in

Beautiful words
And again
Seeing as you wiggled your eyebrow so well
Tonight I would love to be here

The day so far
I had a dream
Cloud with a pink lining
Unbelievably tired
Fuzzy
Don’t you just hate it when
Decisions made
Don’t ever go away

Today is a good day for
Beautiful words
Of course
The day so far
Seeing as you wiggled your eyebrow so well
Tonight I would love to be here
Happily ever after
Help me sleep again
Don’t ever go away

Today is a good day for
Beautiful words

The FlimFlamFilmFan

by Znethru @ 09 Mar. 2008 - 18.57:12

Does anyone know the whereabouts of 4F's?

Ever wanted to send an anonymous email?

by Znethru @ 09 Mar. 2008 - 01.30:26

To an annoying spammer for example.

Now you can via the miracle of this website:

Anonymous Speech dot com

Suggestion Box

by Znethru @ 08 Mar. 2008 - 16.01:48

What should I do tomorrow?

Images for Young Nick

by Znethru @ 08 Mar. 2008 - 02.01:24

Guitar #1

guitar #2

guitar #3

I'm sure you can compose yourself an appropriate birthday jingle on one of these three fine instruments (which I found on Google under "most expensive guitar!")...

Selecting Leaders: Russia, Cuba, USA & UK

by Znethru @ 08 Mar. 2008 - 01.46:28

There's something to be said for the Russian and Cuban way of selecting the next leader of the country.

When one tries to understand the rather lunatic goings on in USA where property prices and the stockmarket are visibly crumbling, unemployment and inflation are going North causing something called stagflation and general despondency is not difficult to find very far beneath the super-medicated surface.

Of course, I am not saying Russia/Cuba have got it right, but I find the goings-on in those countries rather amusing.

I think we've got it just about right in this Country & Western Europe. We spend 'some' money, (but not obscene amounts) at election times and the public are left to draw their own confusions.

Yahoo! Answers

by Znethru @ 07 Mar. 2008 - 12.39:09

Many of you probably already know about this website, but I just discovered it today (via a link from Xanga, another place where I occasionally blog).

Yahoo! Answers

Lunch today is consisting of (meme)

by Znethru @ 06 Mar. 2008 - 14.50:21

Lunch today is consisting of a pasta/tuna salad.

100 things is quite a lot... but let's start anyway:

by Znethru @ 06 Mar. 2008 - 02.07:08

1. I had quite a privileged upbringing.
2. I went to Haberdashers' Aske's School for Boys which at the time was the leading school academically in the UK. It's still somewhere up there.
3. I started Piano aged 4. I had (have) very pushy parents.
4. My parents didn't really expect however, that I would choose to do music for a career. They had more in mind the occupation of lawyer (yawn).
5. Of course, you don't choose music. Music chooses you.
6. Although I had studied performance since age 4, I didn't start composing until age 16 at the beginning of my A-level course.
7. A year later, I was offered a place at the Royal Academy of Music, London as a "first study" Composer. (second study was piano).
8. I started the Academy in September, 1978, a month before my eighteenth birthday.
9. 13 months later, I staged a full length 2-hour concert with a 20-minute interval consisting entirely of my own original compositions played by Academy students at the Duke's Hall (the main concert hall of the Royal Academy).
10. This became a regular event and I staged three full-length concerts of my own works while still a student (as well as a dozen or two other concerts where I had one or more composition performed).

[It all seems such a promising start... !!!]

Onomatopoeia

by Znethru @ 05 Mar. 2008 - 22.22:48

Onomatopoeic words exist in every language, although they are different in each. For example:

In Ancient Greek, brekekekex koax koax: a frog croaking.
In Arabic, Kuku kukuku: rooster crowing.
In Bulgarian, kukurigu (кукуригу): a rooster crowing.
In Chinese, miāo: the sound a cat makes.
In Dutch, kukeleku: a rooster crowing.
in Estonian, auh auh: a dog barking
In French, pan: a gun or cannon firing.
in Finnish hau hau: a dog barking
In German, peng or päng: a pistol shot.
In Gilbertese. beeku: a collision
In Greek, gav gav: dog barking
In Haitian Creole, bip: the sound of a collision (ex. a car crash).
In Hebrew, bakbook: bottle, and gimgoom: stutter.
In Hindi dhadak and Urdu dhakdhak (pronounced /ˈd̪əɖək/): a person's heartbeat, indicative of the sound of one beat.
In Hungarian kukurikú : a rooster crowing.
In Icelandic, tikk, takk', the sound of a clock ticking; búmm or bamm, the sound of an explosion; or Atsjú! the sound of a sneeze.
In Japanese, doki doki: the (speeding up of the) beating of a heart (and thus excitement).
In Korean, meong meong: a dog barking.
In Latin, tuxtax was the equivalent of bam or whack and was meant to imitate the sound of blows landing.
In Malayalam, umma: the sound of a kiss.
In Polish Example of Juliam Tuwim's "Lokomotywa"- "I dudni, i stuka, łomocze i pędzi (...)." It is a core of many words, adverbs and verbs (ex. buczeć, buczenie, szumieć, szum)
In Proto-Indo-European language, kwkwlos = "wheel," from the noise that it makes when rolling: from which English "wheel," Greek κυκλος, etc.
In Russian, gaf gaf: a dog barking.
In Romanian, ham ham, a dog barking; or cucurigu, a rooster crow.
In Spanish, "quiquiriqui" for a rooster crow
In Tamil, "kaka": sound of a crow
In Turkish, hapşırmak (the verb for to sneeze): is based on the sound hapshoo made by a person who sneezes.
In Vietnamese, vi vu: the sound of a gentle breeze, and vù vù: the sound of strong wind.

Some of these seem a little strange to me!

Linkie

Porridge Wallpaper

by Znethru @ 05 Mar. 2008 - 15.52:47

Does anyone know where I can get any of the above?

Customers Suck - website

by Znethru @ 05 Mar. 2008 - 01.03:21

Clicky Here!

Happy b'day Kelly = Meno = Speedie

by Znethru @ 04 Mar. 2008 - 01.19:00

I am glad to discover that you had a nice quiet & relaxing day. Those can be the best!

Happy Birthday!

Zeds x

I am now suffering from extreme zonkification.

by Znethru @ 03 Mar. 2008 - 01.56:13

Good night to all of my bolging chums, at least those of you who are still up at this ungodly hour!

Welcome to tomorrow...

by Znethru @ 03 Mar. 2008 - 01.05:01

It is now officially tomorrow! I would like to wish my readers a pleasant week ahead!!

Looks like the Russian election...

by Znethru @ 03 Mar. 2008 - 00.57:06

Is a bit more clear-cut than the USA one!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7274001.stm

Who is this Louis Newt I keep reading about?

by Znethru @ 02 Mar. 2008 - 20.23:28

He seems to have a bit of a personality disorder.

to absent friends

by Znethru @ 02 Mar. 2008 - 20.13:53

To absent friends everywhere...

Where are you all now? I hope things are improving for you.

A particular greeting to my special friend whose initials are K.B.

It is uncanny how really good friends can just disappear from cyberspace (aarrgghh!!)

Michael Collins who had a research degree and lived in Canada but then moved to China briefly. Deborah Russell artist, sculptor and poet. Karen Higgins, webdesigner. Michael Ambjorn, scientist. Nicole Poirier, poet and writer. My absent friends on PostPoems, Alisha who changed her name to Dolores - I told her the nickname for Dolores is Lolita which she found highly amusing. Sue Sidelinger, Musician and journalist in USA. Maria Rice, Musician, Boston USA. Sharon Hurst, the wise lady of Texas.

I hope all of you are doing well and/or getting better and/or will come back to haunt me again at some future point as yet unknown to man!

for all our Blogging mothers!

by Znethru @ 02 Mar. 2008 - 20.06:04

To all Blogging mothers in our little circle. Hope you've had a memorable Mother's Day this year!

for Alec: Good Luck in your New Home!

by Znethru @ 02 Mar. 2008 - 20.04:06

for Alec Weston

Wishing you good luck in your new home, Alec. I have read about 300 blog-postings on all of the grief you've suffered moving to Brighton, so I really hope that your new location brings you a great deal of pleasure, good fortune and inspiration.

Pedro Penn

by Znethru @ 01 Mar. 2008 - 13.29:06

The Priceless Poems of Pedro Penn
Were sold by Christie’s at half past ten.

What price the priceless poems paid,
Was not revealed to the journo- brigade.

The fee was blank, the cheque was clear,
The sum amounted to half-a-year!

The anonymous buyer had many-a-reason,
To hide the cost ‘til the next tax season.

The text of the poems (more to the point),
Were kept in the dark as a truce that was joint.

So Classrooms debate the content inside,
Did it rhyme, frustrate, augment or elide?

O the Priceless Poems of Pedro Penn
Were sold by Christie’s at half past ten.

http://www.postpoems.com/members/jonfeb

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