It's the most I can do to get my creaky body out of bed and crawl downstairs for an opening cup of tea. I just about have the energy to push the massive start button on my computer.

I have to decide what day it is - and whether I like the sound of that day.

I suddenly remember I have a daunting project to complete and feel almost immediately like going back to bed.

Something odd is going on today. I knew it, I've "blogged in the morning"...