Accelerating sub-atomic particles will instantly bring about World Peace. The troops will be removed from Iraq and Afghanistan.

The credit crunch will come to an end.

Gun- and Knife-crime will cease.

People will be nice to each other overnight.

Stockmarkets will go up.

I will be invited to parties and meet pretty ladies.

It will only rain between 2 a.m. and 5 a.m.

The Ozone layer will correct itself and be twice as strong as before.

Peace, harmony and goodwill to all men will become the norm.

...and fish will be plentiful in the oceans!

Dream on, baby!