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Found This Funny.... From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (7 minutes old)

I'm surprised Elastoplast haven't had a racial discrimination case against them. Firstly they don't make black or brown plasters and to take the piss even more, they've made blue ones for smurfs.… more

France v Republic of Ireland: Replay? From BDT100 in The Blind Dice-Thrower (10 minutes old)

I haven't written a serious piece in a while now and thought this would be worthy of investigation. Two nights ago France and Ireland were playing in the second leg of a qualifier to determine which t… more

Time for some ol' Country From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (10 minutes old)

Just a small-town girl 'til she learned to twirl Then she set the world on fire Like a drive-in Cinderella in a Chevy named desire. So leave your teddy bear at the country fair Honey, Hollywood's… more

Something I Thought I'd Never Say ... From rubychoo in so far so so-so (17 minutes old)

But that was lovely tofu ! Friday is chippy night, and we are spoiled round these parts in that the fish and chip shops are joined at the hip with Chinese takeaways. Firstborn starts getting dr… more

LONG TIME GONE From Kizlode in Into the Void (53 minutes old)

Hi everybody, I've been away (if you haven't noticed). Yes I've been visiting the far off world of Facebook, I'll probably be spending more time there now than here. The main reason for this is simple… more

Blasphemy From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 hours old)

I see that a group of 56 Islamic countries want the international community to implement laws making blasphemy a crime. This won't do. While I can respect people having belief they must not be allo… more

Pudsey Police From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (3 hours old)

They were round this morning going from desk to desk with their little bucket. Look I have nothing against charity but it pisses me off when people are coerced into it by exerting peer pressure at… more

Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex" From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (5 hours old)

Yup. A linguistic phenomena from the dark lands of Essex/Dagenham is the insertion of an extra syllable in one syllable words. It drives me nuts! For example: Hair is pronounced "hayer" … more

Obscene trade From jenray ^Pro in Armchair Revolutionaries (5 hours old)

Hi to everybody...when some in the world have sunk to this level, something is seriously wrong with us...and the buyers are as guilty as the perpetrators!...the police believe as many as 60 people hav… more

Peanut Warning From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (7 hours old)

I don't eat them now due to an IBS problem but noticed on a bag yeterday a "May Contain Nuts" warning. I'd bloody hope so else it would just be a bag of salty air.… more

Anyone Else Think Its Quiet Around Here? From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (7 hours old)

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Michael Buble From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (7 hours old)

Anyone think his video looks a bit cheesey. Its just some of his expressions he makes are rather odd.… more

Spelling From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (7 hours old)

Cheesie cheesy or cheesey Which one?… more

I assume... From ajnspencer ^Pro in Welcome to AJ's... (9 hours old)

...Juzzzy will have seen this, lol Birthday card anger… more

Telly Belly From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (9 hours old)

It's back, and if you can be bothered, it's right over here.… more

the time is now From justgrrl in mint candy (9 hours old)

the time is now and I am at a student meeting somewhere in europe, where I hear that learning is/should be coupled with creativity, but creativity is hard to define. There are - ge… more

yep it is firday but oh what a friday From freeasthewind in Freeasthewind (9 hours old)

Yes I am going back to work to day after being sick two days. Sick of crap that is. Anyway will work two days and will be off one and start the new schedule. After days of rain off and on it is very … more

A roof over your head From miramaze in miramiramazing (9 hours old)

Switched on the TV this morning and learned that ; There are about 17,000 homeless people in Sweden, the exact number is not known as people refuse to take advantage of shelters as there are too m… more

Coming out fully From jenray ^Pro in (10 hours old)

Hi to everybody...my amaryllis are coming out fully now and the perfume each night is very powerful...quite beautiful but knocks you out when you open the door first thing in the morning...LOL...still… more

Great advice and Disney! 2 posts in 1. From Miza-T in I am a Warrior of the light (11 hours old)

Hi guys, thanks for all your nice words on my tiredeness post. I am still feeling very tired, not just phisically but more "brainly" :>> My head is bursting with ideas and plans and I have a load … more

Good morning and LOL From jenray ^Pro in WELCOME TO JENRAY'S TIME OF LIFE (11 hours old)

Hi to everybody...had a very good night indeed, and got up around 10 as it was dull and very grey outside...now it's trying to brighten up and give us the promised sun...still in my dressing gown beca… more

Update on Twilight From jenray ^Pro in WELCOME TO JENRAY'S TIME OF LIFE (11 hours old)

Hi to everybody...found out why Twilight was such a pile of dog doo...written by a woman who doesn't believe in sex before marriage and there are fifteen damned books about these characters...The bloo… more

Do You Know How You Can Get Designer Specs........ From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (11 hours old)

Can you get designer false teeth? And why don't Specsaver diversify in to the dental field. They could be Smilesaver.… more

the sweary Mala From malakeas ^Pro in Hello! And welcome! Mostly... (12 hours old)

I am trying verrrrrrrrrrrrry hard not to swear on my blog but in real life my mouth is a naughty one. Surely there are other words in the English language that would make my point and yet I default… more

China M.O.D. Site Popular With Hackers From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (12 hours old)

BBC Technology China military site draws hackers A website set up by China's Ministry of National Defense attracts 2.3million hack attempts in its first four weeks online. http://news.bbc.co.uk/g… more

Radio Online Stuff From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (12 hours old)

Digital Spy broadcasting New online radio platform unveiled The BBC unveils a new online radio player to feature output from every licensed station in the UK. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/broadcast… more

Quote of the Day From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (12 hours old)

Jessamyn West "A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself." [http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jes… more

Google OS Stuff From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (12 hours old)

BBC Technology Google previews operating system Internet search giant Google previews its Chrome OS operating system, to be available to users by the end of 2010. http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/… more

The political biscuit From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (12 hours old)

I have abandoned my attempt to become Prime Minister. I never watch X Factor, and have no favourite sweet biscuit. PS Is there a country where these considerations do not figure in the political d… more

Rub it in why don't ya From trintrin1x in Trinax (13 hours old)

It is one of natalies pals 18th birthday today,Natalie just told me she got a car from her parents as one of her presents,It sort of pale's Natalies piddly birthday present into significance,"sigh" It… more